Chill baby chill...

Besides being the most ignorant and deplorable slogan that RNC has come up with, it is amazing how it has lost its relevance in a relatively short time since we heard its first chants.

What does Sarah have to say now when the oil prices have tumbled to almost $70/barrell? Here is a logical (not liberal) answer you mofos - the demand is thinning out due to economic upheaval that we are witnessing. Don’t you still get it? You can’t stem the spike in oil prices by drilling more but by consuming less....Chill baby chill not drill baby drill.

All in the family

My peeps buying your peeps...
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/081020/business_us_aig_adag.html?.v=1

Will Joe the plumber, please stand up!!

By a huge margin, Joe the plumber is a clear winner from last night's debate. A shout out to all my un-married female friends - here is your chance to marry/date the most eligible man in America, Joe the plumber.

Joe the plumber's qualities:
- A stand-up guy (asked Obama a very fair question)
- Hard-working (un-licensed plumber)
- Ambitious - Wants to start his own business
- A good listener - listened to the debate carefully last night when his name was called out
- Now famous - Thanks to McCain

Boredom

I am exhausted and frankly very bored of reading about the economic turmoil. We are expecting that people who got us into this mess (financial geniuses) will get us out of it. American optimism or American Delusion...you decide.

Debates are boring too...and who are these tools who haven't made up their mind despite the plethora of info at their disposal. Here is the latest poll for you 'independents'.
Obama - 53%
McCain - 43%
Stupids - 04%

Work - so much to do now a days.....Who says internet is an endless source of info. I think I have discovered the end of it.

Dow again

After going dow(n) on me time and again, finally dow came on top.

This aggression will not stand, man

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7662943.stm

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Dow is down to 8,579.19 means another 8,579.19 to go.

Stock Market Terms

CEO- Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO- Corporate Fraud Officer
Bull Market- A random market movement causing an
investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets
no sex.
Value investing- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E Ratio- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.
Broker- What my broker has made me.
Standard & Poor- Your life in a nutshell.
Stock analyst- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Stock split- When you ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.
Market Correction- The day after you buy stocks.
Cash flow- The movement your money makes as it
disappears down the toilet.
Yahoo- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.
Windows- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo
at $240 per share.
Institutional investor- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nuthouse.
Profit- An archaic word no longer in use

You took my breath away along with my 401K

Destination - Mexico

I have decided to illegaly move to Mexico in the near future.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7660582.stm

South Park - The boys are back.

You don't shoot a guy in the dick. God Damn it Butters.

'That one'

'That one' knows something that 'this one' doesn't.

Calling all McCain fans

McCain fans - please put 'country first'. Tell him to drop Palin.